Drunk post!

I'm drunk and starting to catch a hangover and I really want some McDonald's.

My friend Tori has two little turtles and they are amazing! So cute and I think someone is calling me? The roommate chipped my tooth last night. I was blacked out and we were in the bathroom screaming Total Eclipse of the heart. Don't hate. That song is amazing. So anywho. She was in the shower (fully clothed of course) and she slammed the door open. Right into my FACE. So it was fine until today. I'm sitting at my happy little cubicle and a chunk of my tooth fell into my hand. Cunt. But it's fine cuz she definitely pissed in the floor and all over herself later that night. So I win! HAHA. I'm drunk.